By Philip Cosores
Good news for the NFL! If Coldplay, Rihanna, and Katy Perry all reject their suggestion that the Super Bowl halftime act pay them for the opportunity to play in front of hundreds of millions of viewers, there are other options to consider.
We’re sorry to hear that you’re in such dire financial straits. While Coldplay and Rihanna mull your offer, we’re here to help with a multi-tiered proposal.
1. For $2 Million: We get to play the upcoming halftime show.
2. For $10 Million, one of us gets to quarterback a set of downs for the team of our choosing.
3. For $40 million, the Super Bowl will be played with English football rules, where you must use your feet, and an actual ball.
We look forward to hearing your thoughts once you’ve had a chance to review. We welcome any of the Super Bowl committee to attend one of our upcoming American concerts. Our tour kicks off September 15(th) at the Troubadour in Los Angeles, CA.
You Me At Six (Josh, Dan, Max, Chris, Matt)
We say the NFL calls their bluff and lets one of them quarterback the St. Louis Rams, who are surely going to be in the game. Right? RIGHT???
OK, who’s the wise guy playing the sound of chirping crickets?