Rapper Christ Bearer Comes Clean About Penis: ‘Doctors Weren’t Able to Repair Anything’
By Scott T. Sterling
The last time we checked in with the rapper born Andre Johnson following his highly publicized suicide attempt during which he cut off his own penis, Christ Bearer made it sound like he survived the drug-induced scenario relatively intact, even saying that he wanted to do porn with his reattached member.
According to a recent interview with E!, however, he painted a grim picture that doesn’t exactly point towards a career in adult film (unless we’re talking about some pretty intense fetish stuff, and please, can we not?).
“Doctors weren’t able to repair anything,” the rapper admitted. “But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works… It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion of the ocean. There’s no mystery to it, but they couldn’t reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis.”
Considering that he’s no longer equipped with a complete penis, Christ Bearer is putting a positive spin on his situation, saying that despite the fact that he was high on drugs at the time of the incident, he was over that whole sex thing anyway.
“I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god,” he said. “I wasn’t having that much sex up to that point anyways. My days of reproducing are over. But now I’m a reborn man.”
Stating that he’s just glad to still be among the living, Johnson claims that he never wanted to die, and that the source of his suicide attempt was sinister in nature.
“That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts… I’m alive, penis or no penis.”