By Shannon Carlin
New York City isn’t big enough for two people in very, very tight pants, as we learned last night (June 9) on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
The show’s host, Jimmy Fallon, came out to dance in some unseemly tight white pants to sing a little ditty about what people are saying about his tights pants. Mainly, that he’s wearing them and he’s the only one.
But a little ways into his song, he was joined by someone else in tight pants. Someone we know better as Jennifer Lopez.
Wearing the exact same tight white pants and a rather unflattering wig, J.Lo sings the same song about wearing tight pants.
The two then get into a tight pants-off, with Lopez letting everyone know Mayor Barleycorn gave her a plaque declaring she had the tightest pants in all the land.
But, Fallon one-ups her, saying the Governor declared it Tight Pants Day in honor of him.
But J.Lo ain’t having it.
“Listen up little b—h,” Lopez screams. “You better hide your wife, you better hide your kids, ‘cuz I will cut you.”
She adds: “Don’t make me take off my heels.”
And guess what? He doesn’t.
Lopez’s new album, A.K.A., hits stores on June 17.