By Scott T. Sterling
After enjoying a brief honeymoon period, electronic cigarettes that allows users to enjoy nicotine through “vaping” instead of smoking have recently come under fire across the country, with various cities including New York and Los Angeles instituting public bans on the battery-powered atomizing devices.
Nevertheless, GWAR in conjunction with Mount Baker Vapor have waded into the fray, introducing the band’s own signature line of “e-liquids” for fans to use in personal vaping devices for that sweet nicotine fix.
“We only use freshly squeezed babies to give it that personal GWAR touch,” says bass player Beefcake the Mighty in a press release. “I have even given up crack to vape these flavors full time!”
Drummer Jizmak Da Gusha raved about the flavors, which include Bloodbath (“A powerful tropical fruit blend specially designed to satisfy the bloodlust of every scumdog in the universe”) and German Chocolate Beefcake (“A sweet cake flavor with the perfect combination of chocolate, coconut, and caramel”), adding that they’re “like vaping cookies and cream right out of a stripper’s a**!”
The vials of “e juice” sell for $10.99 a pop, and come in brightly hued or color-free varieties, and can be ordered through Mount Baker Vapor.